Small friend :>
- 3 weeks ago
- 3087
L + RATIO + THE HOLE YOU PUT ME IN WASN’T DEEP ENOUGH AND I’M CRAWLING OUT NOW <3
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- 5 months ago
- 80179
[Video description: a collaborative Tiktok
On the top half, there’s five different people who have stitched the video as different fantasy creatures or adventurers sitting in a tavern and singing along to “Soldier, Poet, King” by the Oh Hellos. All of them are in full costume.
On the lower half, a man in modern clothing stares in shock, with the caption “middle aged man who walked through a portal behind a burger king”
End of description]
His shirt reads “Feed Ted Cruz to a bear” btw
He also sings along with the chorus with everyone else, while still looking baffled.
An MRI of all my brain cells
Honestly first time to a ren fair feels like all of this.
- 7 months ago
- 13621
ID: two screenshots of LeVar Burton, a Black man, former host of Reading Rainbow, speaking into the camera. he says “Listen, there are plenty of books to choose from. But you know what? Read the books they don’t want you to. That’s where the good stuff is!” *police siren* “Oh shit. They’re coming! Read banned books!” end ID. original 2-minute clip from the daily show at this link.
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- 7 months ago
- 105083
“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”
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- 7 months ago
- 112065
- 7 months ago
- 35450
Ok , I’m considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE
I’m literally a mushroom I don’t have teeth
DO YOU WANT SOME
THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH
I except teeth
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- 1 year ago
- 1832





